September 2024
This month’s Sidework is big on bagels, from the hyper-local to the whole shebang—a Q&A with Noah Bernamoff from Black Seed Bagels, a dive into black holes and the shape of the universe. No big whoop!
Until soon,
Christophe Hille
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There’s a small chance that the universe is bagel-shaped. Big if true, as the saying goes. The evidence isn’t looking strong for the full-on “Big Bagel” theory, but the possibility of a toroidal universe—the ring-like shape of so many beloved baked goods—is still in the running.
It feels like this decade is delivering a bit of a bagel zeitgeist. The cultural nadir of ketogenic diets may be behind us. There’s a West Coast bagel boom allegedly putting New York on notice. Black Seed Bagels—who’s co-founder Noah Bernamoff appears in the Q&A below—has changed the landscape of bagels with its Montreal-inspired, wood-fired recipe. And the Hudson Valley is abuzz about the bagel future promised by Circles and Fantzye.
The movie Everything Everywhere All at Once gave us the everything bagel as a black hole MacGuffin. Multidimensional villain Jobu Tupaki explains it this way: “All my hopes and dreams. My old report cards, every breed of dog, every last personal ad on Craigslist, sesame, poppy seed, salt, and it collapsed in on itself, because you see when you really put everything on a bagel, it becomes this. The truth. Nothing matters.”
Writing about Everything Everywhere on the website Den of Geek, Chris Farnell explains that with enough compression, if everything were really put on it, a bagel could theoretically become a black hole of some consequence. If you must know how big that bagel black hole would be, have a gander at the Schwarzschild radius formula.
If instead you want to consider what the physical experience of a black hole would be, read Janna Levin’s Black Hole Survival Guide. It includes a lucid, beautiful exploration of a hypothetical you, in a space suit, floating into a black hole. What happens?
Well, for one: “Once you cross to the interior of the event horizon,” Levin writes, “you discover you can still see out. Through the one-way window of the horizon, you view the universe beyond…a radically sped-up version of thousands or millions or billions of Earth years.”
But don’t get too excited about that cinematic montage—moments later, “your fundamental bits spray toward the cut in spacetime and cease to be.” Ouch, if there’s even time for that.
Back at Den of Geek, Chris Farnell closes the cosmic bagel loop for us: “It’s ironic that a bagel-shaped universe is a rare model of the universe that would present us with a finite, and even measurable reality.” Until that model is confirmed, bagels, at least, are knowable.
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Q&A
Noah Bernamoff is the co-owner of Black Seed Bagels, the artisan bagel brand that has largely defined New York’s bagel culture for the past decade. Along with co-founder Matt Kliegman and Culinary Director Dianna Daoheung, Noah is working to take Black Seed to its next stage of growth.
What’s been the hardest part of growing Black Seed to where it is today?
Balancing the desire to grow with the business’s operational needs. When you’re small, you can muscle/hustle through a lot of growing pains, but as the business footprint, volume, and reach grows, you need to unlock operational efficiencies so that growth becomes sustainable and self-perpetuating.
Since opening in 2014, you've added about one store per year to the business. What has enabled that kind of growth?
Early on, brand success and notoriety propelled the growth, but as we grew past the first few stores, we struggled to stabilize new stores, particularly with staffing. Every opening would suck the top talent out of the company network and into itself. While we were a lean management team with low management overhead, store openings were negatively impacting existing store performance and, frankly, getting harder and harder to pull off. It became obvious that we needed to build our team beyond culinary and operations and surround the company with more management-level talent in areas like HR and training, hospitality and guest experience, food production, and finance. It’s that behind-the-scenes growth that has enabled us to open 10 stores in 10 years.
How has Black Seed impacted bagel culture in New York?
Black Seed was the first bagel shop in NYC(and arguably the world) to elevate traditional bagel baking culture to a gastronomically recognized level, best exemplified by my co-founder Dianna becoming the first and only bagel baker ever nominated for a James Beard award.There were already great places to find delicious bagels in 2013, but what wesaw happening with pizza and bread inspired us to want the same for bagels: a marriage of past traditions with modern sensibilities of the present, while harnessing the power of social media and restaurants as pop-cultural cachet. A decade later, bagel culture is thriving globally, and I like to think we helped pioneer this new, more innovative and idiosyncratic approach to the genre.
Has Black Seed always operated on the hub-and-spoke business model? What are the benefits of running things this way.
Yes, when we first opened in 2014, our original Nolita bakery was designed to produce 100% of the food that was served at our next location, a small counter in Brookfield Place. Baking and prepping centrally helps us maintain consistency and keeps our ovens running at maximum efficiency. There are plenty of challenges with the model, especially in NewYork where local logistics can be frustrating, time-consuming, and expensive, but over time we’ve developed a more fine-tuned approach. One of the main benefits of the model is our ability to open stores with smaller footprints in high-traffic, densely populated areas.
What’s your bagel combo?
At my core, I’m an old Jewish man, and I think my order will remain unchanged forever: a sesame bagel, untoasted, with scallion cream cheese and smoked salmon. If only plain cream cheese is available, then I add red onion.
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Shift Notes
The origin story of Brooklyn’s Mr. Fruit bodegas.
The endless-shrimp-fueled demise of Red Lobster.
Chef Kevin Gillespie on navigating mortality and his new restaurant.
Remembering a beloved Portland chef.
Colorful, kitschy food-inspired purses are here.
The first bagels in space were from Montreal, of course.
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